MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My absolute FAVOURITE holiday is birthday, because what can be cooler than celebrating the fact someone was BORN??????????????? LIKE IT'S SO EPIC???????????????? I LOVE BIRTHDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beanvamp
happy birthday! your body is one year closer to withering and collapsing into a pile of dust
KontraVersus
Objection: I'm one year closer to becoming a millionaire and my life being soooo soooo cool